My Wife’s 4 Day Birthday is Over, But We Had Fun

Well yeah, women have extensive birthdays. I knew this going in.  Four or five parties in four days, and they were all fun. 

I would complain, but I have an awesome wife who puts up with me and I may or may not have ruined one of the parties with my actions.

I decided I wanted to go home and then things did not go well.  The fact is though we ended up eating way too much, and maybe some people drank too much, but who is to say.

My wife Erica is now 30-years-old.  She has had 30 years of being awesome and making people happy now.

We ate a lot here is a little recap:

• Eggplant Parm
• Meatballs
• Meatloaf
• Pulled Pork
• Fried Pickles
• More Eggplant
• Rice and Peas
• Pizza
• Salad
• Stuffed Cabbage
• Spaghetti

Yeah we ate a lot.  A lot of food.  It was awesome, but by Sunday I was bloated like you read about.  When she turns 60 I promise not to ruin that birthday.