Introducing the Latest Member of the Milano Clan – Meet Uncle Frank

This is Uncle Frank. He is my dog. We had a deep emotional bond from the moment we locked eyes. 

Frank comes along at a time in my life when I need him as much as he needs me. Frank is here to save me. I live with four people who do not listen to a word I say. Most decisions in my life are made for me by my wife. Sometimes, she involves me in the decision making process. She will ask me what I think, I will tell her, she will say that is stupid, and then do whatever she wants. The kids ignore 80 percent of what I say, so, really, it is pointless for me to talk.

Now, I have Frank. Frank and I are going to chill hard every afternoon when I get home. My routine will essentially be the same, but we will do it together. I will sit at my laptop with Frank, and work on the show. I will then workout with Frank, I will shower, and we will binge watch Mad Men. We will take quiet walks down the street, and poop on everything.

This will all be amazing. It will be amazing because I will be spending that time with the world's coolest dog. He listens to me. The first time I told him to sit, he sat. The first time I opened the door to my truck, he hopped in the passenger seat and laid down. The first night in his new home, he did not cry or bark once. He laid down, and stared at me until I fell asleep. This is, without question, the world's greatest dog.