Ethan and Lou Interview Danbury,CT Mayor Mark Boughton About Upcoming Winter Storm Jonas [VIDEO]

We brought the Mayor of the great city of Danbury, CT on the Ethan and Lou show to tell us about the preparations the city and it's residents are making to prepare for winter storm Jonas which is headed our way.

The Mayor had some great suggestions for the residents most important of which was to get your cars off the city streets no later than one hour into the storm.  If you do not then you run the risk of having it towed because it makes it very difficult for the city trucks to clear the streets otherwise.

Normally the Mayor and I butt heads on most issues but he seemed to be on board with my prep suggestions for the storm.  On the air he agreed to the Wonder Bread helmets but off the air I made him aware of my five point plan for surviving the storm which is this:

1 – PANIC – I mean really work yourself and loved ones up.  You need to feel the fear so the adrenaline can flow through you.  Get your heart rate up and keep it there.

2 – Go out right now and buy all the milk you can find –  Drink as much of the milk as you can right away.  You need to see what your dairy tolerance level is in case this is the beginning of Armageddon.  You need to know if your stomach can handle living on Government cheese and this is the best way to find out.

3 – Buy all the Wonder Bread you can – DO NOT REMOVE THE BREAD FROM THE BAG!  You take those bread bags and duct tape them to your head and extremities and do the same to your family members.  You are now insulated from rogue flying chunks of ice or any other debris that may be whipping around.

4 – Go to the lowest point of your house – When you get there start digging and get even lower.  When you get there…dig again…rinse and repeat until you can no longer see natural light.

5 – Never assume that it’s a good time to climb out of the literal hole you have dug – Just when it sounds all clear is when it’s not.  The zombies will be waiting for you if you come out too soon.  When you think the coast is clear add 6 weeks and a year and then emerge from your spider hole.

He was on board with all of the above and for that you have to give him credit.  The man does have a sense of humor.  He even said he would strap himself to the front of one of the snow plows.  THAT IS DEDICATION.