Contrary to Popular Belief, I Did Not Rob That Bank

Yes, there is a striking resemblance, but it wasn't me. 

According to the News Times, a 5' 10'' white male, wearing all black, walked into the Union Savings Bank at 828 Federal Road and demanded that the teller fill his backpack with money. From all accounts, the man was not armed.

After fleeing the scene, the suspect ran north in the direction of Brookfield Lanes. The Danbury K-9 Unit quickly responded to the call, but the initial tracking was unsuccessful.

Sure, I have talked on the radio show about how I have fantasized about a bank heist, and sure, I fit his description, but it wasn't me.

I was fixing my alternator on my Ford Ranger with my buddy, Al.  Yeah I know people who know me say, yeah, that is a likely story. He could not change a light bulb, but I am learning and growing each day. Anyway you slice it, there is a criminal on the loose who looks like me. They gotta get this guy soon before he tarnishes my reputation even more.  I don't need someone else's help tarnishing my reputation. I do a good enough job on my own.