I Hate the Pats, But I Love Me Some Gronk

They say it's Gronk's world and we are just living in it. I could not agree more. I hate the Patriots but love this guy. He is a sound bite machine, he's a lovable moron, he's a walking bicep with eyeballs.

My kids even love this guy. We were out on the lawn the other day playing catch. We were supposed to be playing catch actually until it devolved into all the kids practicing their spike and fighting over who is Gronk.

We even eat Gronk in our house. Yes I am the proud owner of two bottles of Gronk hot sauce and let me tell you what, it's amazing. He's a full Renaissance man.

The guy said: "I am party" in Spanish and he has never been more right about anything. People will sometimes ask you "if you could come back as another human, who would it be?" My answer before Gronk or B.G. was always the same,  no one. I like being me. But since the day I was introduced to this guy or A.G. (after Gronk)  I always say the same thing. I would come back as Rob Gronkowski.

Can you even imagine what a day off is like for him? Cause I can. I do it everyday. It's amazing.