Happy National Spouse Day [PHOTOS]
I did not realize it was National happy spouse day. Now that I know, I wanted to thank my wife for not killing me.
She has had plenty of excuses to kill me and has yet to do so. I gotta appreciate that, because I am the most impossible person to live with, maybe on Planet Earth. So, Erica, thank you for everything you do. Thank you for putting up with:
- Bad decision making.
- Mood swings.
- Putting stuff away in the kitchen in the wrong place.
- Insisting I am right all the time.
- Making decisions without consulting you.
- Stealing your razors.
- Throwing away your hair ties when I see them lying around.
- Embarrassing you on the radio.
- Watching our Netflix shows out of order.
- My bad gas.
- Laughing at you that day in the McDonald's drive thru when they said you were too early for lunch.
- Squeezing your booty in public places.
- And generally just being annoying from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed.
Marrying you is the best decision I have ever made and I am excited about all the years in front of us. I'm excited to raise our three boys together and watch them grow up to be men. If I can ask you for just a few things...please stop agreeing with my mother on everything and give me back all of my hoodies and sweatpants....if you could go ahead and do that that would be great. I love you squirrel...here's to a long life together spent laughing at other people.