Chuck Norris Files Suit Over Erectile Dysfunction Ad
Chuck Norris and his wife are suing an Erectile Dysfunction medication company over use of their likeness. According to TMZ Chuck and his wife Gena are not happy about their association with the E.D. medication known as "Provitra" and have filed suit against Bio-Molecular Solutions and Biogenetic, the company the produces the product.
The suit claims the company falsely used the couple in an ad to promote "Provitra." Gena says she became aware of the ad in June while online, she clicked on the ad and it took her to a fake promotional news article featuring a photo of both she and Chuck. The Norris' are seeking damages and demanding the company stop making false claims.
Let me tell you something right now, if Chuck Norris wants an erection, Chuck Norris gets an erection. Furthermore if he wanted to give you an erection from across the country, he could definitely hook that up. That's what comes from doing roundhouse kicks and Bowflex for the last 50 years.
Chuck Norris doesn't need pills for this and neither do his fans. He can make it go when he wants to and so can anyone with a Norris poster in their home, I have several. These "Provitra" folks barked up the wrong pant leg for sure.
Some other things you might want to know about Chuck from my long time friends at Chuck Norris Facts:
- Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
- Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
- Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
- Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
- M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
- Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
P.S. That picture I used of Chuck, he's laughing so hard at the erection he was creating while being interviewed.