The Google car got me! OK, I'm not bragging, but that is my car.

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I was cruising "the web" looking for funny, awkward, interesting or odd things captured by Google Instant Street View in our local area and I spotted me. Lets examine the evidence:

Light Blue Mercury Marquis: Check

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New York Plate: Check

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Google Instant Street View
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Damaged headliner in back seat of vehicle: Check

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Google Instant Street View
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Clean neck line, handsome face, broad shoulders: Check, check and check.

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Google Instant Street View
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This, is actually not the first time I found a car I know while on Google Street. Back in October of 2020, I wrote an article called "Danbury Google Images Hilariously Over-Analyzed Part 2" and I found the Kicks 105.5 van on I-84 using the app.

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What can I tell you? I'm just good at finding things on Google Instant Street View, I guess. There is a problem with this whole thing, what was I doing that far down Newtown Road in Danbury?

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There is absolutely no routine, regular reason for me to be headed this way, it just isn't part of my routine. Not only do I want to know but I'm sure my wife would like an explanation too.

There are only a handful of reasons I would have been over there alone in the last two years and all of them involve Target in Bethel. BUT, if I was going to Target, what the hell am I doing in the left lane? This is ponderous, is Don on the phone?

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