Danbury Men Roasted on TikTok — Complete with Smelly Gestures

Shots fired. Danbury men were minding their own business when two young ladies came out of nowhere with a :07 roast for the ages.

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The video is not brand new but its blatant disrespect for the Hat City man, has the potential to reverberate throughout the ages. The TikTok post came from @alexahollister back in 2023 with the heading: When You Meet Him in Danbury, Connecticut. If Michael Scott were around for this, he'd likely shout, "BOOM, ROASTED!

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Uncalled for. I'm not single but I am a Danbury man, who knows many Danbury men. I can tell you from experience, they smell pretty, pretty, pretty good. I'm not out there whiffing dudes or anything but I am very sensitive to bad smells, especially B.O. I'm here to tell you, I've not gotten a hint of the unmistakable essence of grajo (Spanish for B.O) in over three years.

I'll take it a step further ladies, I'll put my squad up against any city/town in CT and we'll have a whiff-off for the ages. We can have people inhale the aroma of my Danbury team and then compare that to the odors of guys, in other cities. I know we'll smell better than Waterbury, Bridgeport, Hartford, Stamford, and New Haven.

Danbury will 1,000% smell better than Naugatuck bros, that one is not even fair. How about we see what's what?

When all is said and done, you'll have to retract your smell gestures and apologize to the handsome, talented and fragrant men of the Hat City. Since Danbury men are so kind, they'll probably even be willing to replace that drop-ceiling for you. Let's get you some proper headroom so you can do a video about jumping for joy the next time a Danbury stallion graces you with his presence.

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The Great Connecticut Funk Fest, Sniff-Off, Whiff-Off is on! I see the massive corporate sponsorship potential here.

Remember the first time you heard Tupac's "Hit em' up?' Yeah, this reminded me of that too.