Who Is She? Connecticut Redditors Go Full Michael Scott Over Mystery Postcard Woman

This is the internet at its absolute finest. A Connecticut Reddit post—and the comments that followed—completely made my day.

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Reddit user 100crackersinmybed posted a photo of this classic Connecticut postcard and asked, “Who is she?”

Who is she?
byu/100crackersinmybed inConnecticut

Then… pure magic. The very first thing that popped into my head showed up in the comments—and it was PERFECT.

cmville05: Not gonna lie, this post is giving major Michael Scott searches for Chair Model vibes. Let’s hope this model had a better ending than Chair Model Lady.

dr_snif: Literally my first thought, lmfao.

RunnyDischarge: She was so innocent.

If you’re a fan of The Office, your stomach probably hurts from laughing. And if you’ve never seen it… yeah, it’s time to catch up.

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I loved this so much, I’ve been reduced to single, caveman-like words: “GOOD.” “SO.” “YES!”

In that same episode, Phyllis who is overweight tells Michael she wants to set him up with her friend. He responds by asking "can she fit in a rowboat?" Amazing.

Here are some of the other hilarious replies from the thread:

WhatIsNoMan: That’s my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her… she’s from Canada.

anOnionFinelyMinced: Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

YebelTheRebel: After swiping right over 2 million times on Tinder.

SantaChrist44: Her name’s Alberta. She lives in Vancouver.

War1Today: Not sure, but I hope she checked herself for ticks… worst year on record.

floridastanleyvibes: She goes to a different school.

CATDesign: The infamous sand witch.

JacktheJacker92: That’s the elusive cryptid “Lady of the Dunes.” She appears before impending doom.

joshuamenko: Oh, her? That’s Jane Connecticut… John Connecticut’s wife. She has two belly buttons.

ajosa: SHE is a mountain lion, duh.

You folks on the Connecticut Reddit page are doing God's work. We are having a rough few decades, and laughter is the only medicine. I needed this today.