Connecticut Singles Can Find Love at Big Y (No, Seriously)

Are you single and looking for love in Connecticut? Where to turn?

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Well, if you're a single lady looking for a dude, a fellow Nutmegger has some advice on where you can score a man. Her name is Alexa Curtis, and she recently talked about this in a recent TikTok post.

@alexacurtisunfiltered Replying to @E on a serious note #dating #connecticut ♬ original sound - Alexa Curtis

RECAP:

• Big Y - 4 years is nothing to sneeze at.
• Birdhouse Coffee - South Windsor - If you're into the whole pretending to be work thing (my words not hers). SIDEBAR: Men who spend an unusual amount of time in their favorite coffee spot are intentionally putting a "working professionals vibe" out into the universe but they could just go to work early and really nail that down.
• Elicit Brewery - Manchester
• Bartaco - Westport
• Bartaco - West Hartford AKA We-Ha -The Most emasculating town nickname in the state.
• Willimantic Brewing Company
• Russian Lady - Hartford

I love this Big Y angle—if the lady is willing to make the first move, and fast. When dudes enter grocery stores, they move like Delta Force. They have one mission: find the items on their list and get out as quickly as possible. However, if an attractive woman were to interrupt? The mission is over. Shoot your shot, ladies. You can absolutely strike up a conversation about how the Big Y party pizza feels like an amazing value… until you actually have to eat it.

P.S. In case it hasn’t been made clear in my previous 40,000 articles about Connecticut, I'm a full-service content machine. They say you can't be all things to all people, and yet—here I am, proving them wrong. I’m out in these streets trying to get single ladies paired up with quality dudes, when I could easily be spending my time doing things I actually enjoy.

Things I like (include but are not limited to):

• Watching drunk white people dance at weddings and mocking their choices
• Discussing Walton Goggins' on-screen choices.
• Coming up with brilliant, disruptive business ideas... and then immediately forgetting about them.
• Interjecting old-timey words and phrases into conversation like "hip, hip, hooray" and "Hazah."
• Taking advantage of the human need to be seen and heard by interrogating anyone who offers personal information I did not request. If you tell me your niece is pregnant, I will become Barbara Walters.