Connecticut Costco Members Say Kirkland TP Is a Fail

Costco has eight locations in Connecticut, and customers there — along with shoppers across the country — aren’t happy about one Kirkland product in particular. According to The Street, the toilet paper has really gone downhill. According to The Street, the TP has gone to s---.

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Costco lovers usually LOVE everything Kirkland, but the brand’s toilet paper is catching serious flack online. People on Reddit are straight-up done with the Kirkland Signature Bath Tissue. One user didn’t hold back: “The TP absolutely sucks now, I’m ready to throw away what’s left.” Another said it used to be amazing but has slowly gone downhill.

But the best/worst remark was the snow globe comment — yep, someone said it leaves behind so much fluff it’s like they “sat on a snow globe.” That's really descriptive. At $24.99 for 30 rolls, it’s a decent deal, but shoppers are saying cheap isn’t worth it if the quality tanks.

@m15t3rq What’s up with the Kirkland Signature toilet paper? Same price, shittier product. #costco #tolietpaper #charmintoiletpaper @Costco Wholesale ♬ original sound - Family Dude

The upside? Costco’s return policy is top notch so if your TP experience feels more like sandpaper, just return it. Let’s hope Costco notices and steps up — nobody wants snow globe experiences in the bathroom. To be fair, 90% of human beings don't want bathroom visits to be experiential. For me, a good bathroom visit is extremely forgettable.

If I'm making memories in the restroom, someone has failed.

Connecticut's Costco locations include:

• Brookfield - Federal Road
• Milford - Boston Post Road
• Waterbury - East Main Street
• Norwalk - Connecticut Avenue
• New Britain - Hartford Road
• Enfield - Freshwater Boulevard
• South Windsor - Tamarack Avenue
• East Lyme - Flanders Road

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