Where Was My Invite to the Danbury, CT ‘Big Table?’
Danbury Mayor Mark Boughton and I are on the outs after this photo appeared on his Instagram over the weekend.
It seems that my invitation to the "big table" was lost in the mail. If I know anything about Mark, he'll say that's a Federal issue and has nothing to do with Danbury.
Other than Mark, I see two other people in this photo that could have called me. Delvin Rodriguez, Danbury boxing legend (bottom left), where's my call, bro? Edwin (back row, second guy in on left) where's my call? You guys played me. What's the matter, you don't think I own a sports jacket?
Hey, Edwin, I expect this kind of thing from Mark, but not you, man. You did me dirty. How many times do we have to kick it at family parties before you pick up the phone? All you need to do is text me "big table." It's cool, I'm fine. I did cool stuff this weekend too. Erica bought Disney Plus so I watched the first two episodes of The Mandalorian.
This cannot stand. If we are going be taking bad ass, tough guy photos, you are super light on "bad assedness." This photo would have been 4,000% better with my stupid head in it. Get right, boys, or I'm going to have to find a new crew. #dblock #bandofbrothers
P.S. Delvin, we cool. Mostly cause I don't want you to punch me.