So what!? i peed off the deck of your boat!
So nipple head has not invited me on his party barge in 4 years! What's his problem? Maybe I did some things he would not like..what are they? OK, I peed off the deck of the boat. It was in front of a boat of women nearby but they did not seem to mind.
Also I got drunk ....You had to see that coming!
I might have made a pass at Mindy (his wife)
I might have broken the fire extinguisher? I wanted to see if it was up to code....it was not.
It's possible I covered his face while he was driving....I was trying to make a superhero finger mask.
I blasted a gasser on him on purpose....that was funny.
I tried to do pull-ups on the canopy and she broke. Collateral damage, my fall was funny.
This guy is SO self righteous! Get it together, lighten up and let's give it a buff!