Reddit is a great source for terrifying comedy is in these trying times and the online community came through again responding to CT Governor Ned Lamont's new grocery store guidelines.

UniWheel

Have someone in elbow gloves with a bucket of soapy water sponging them, let them sit for ten minutes, hose them off.

Simonsezz22

Thought about going to Walmart saw the line of people packed together like they were waiting to get into Disneyland and left.

jacoobz

I wish I had that when I worked at Big Y. Would have saved me from the old man attacking me from it getting 26 cents off tuna because the coupon was 5 years old. lmao.

PlayLikeAHeroine

I would love for the workers at Walmart to stop brushing past individuals waiting in lines. Sure, you can't manage 6 feet, but please don't f------ touch me.

af22877

How bout OPEN EVERY LANE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

 

I'm a huge fan of the Disneyland comment from Simonsezz22, well done. With the use of the word Disneyland we get a thousand beautifully funny images of smiling morons ignoring everything they have been told by everyone about how to keep themselves safe. I'm also pretty sure my brain shared a photo of a man in a $45 goofy hat.