Niagara Falls frozen? Um NO!

Niagara Falls frozen!?  Um no it's not.  Now this is not a fake photo but experts on the falls say that despite appearances she's a still flowin!  Bad phrasing I know but fact of the matter is it would basically take a "global event" or "world ending" weather event to freeze the falls completely.  What your seeing is frozen water mixed with other water flowing freely!  My Niagara Falls thougts:

A) I've been there and the Falls are amazing.  I went when I was MC'ing the Deadliest Catch speaking tour.  I toured the falls and they are breathtaking.  I did also tour the town of Niagara and oh my!  Beirut called they want their identity back .   In Niagara, if you don't work at the casino you fall under two categories: poor and homeless.  This is where burn barrels go on holiday!

B) Fun fact: my mom and dads honeymoon was there. I was also there....you follow?

C) When people post things on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram claiming that it's SO cold that Niagara falls froze, the least you can do is a Google search to find out if that's true before re-posting or retweeting.  If you can't do that much...YOU ARE A PROBLEM and you need a CT scan!

D) I'm fascinated by the idea of rushing water.....maybe it's because I'm simple (possible) or because all humans are into rushing water.  Maybe it's a power thing.

E) The Maid of the Mist is a great place to make out.  Too bad when I was there I was with 3 salty, burly, fat fisherman!