Listener blog topics

So I posted a project for the listeners on our Facebook page.  I told them to come up with blog topics for me and the weirder they were the better.  Here are some of my favorite topics and we will take these one at a time.  First off was Sam who had several good ones. 

SAM –

Question #1 - How would you handle it if you picked up someone in a bar and later found out that they were your half-brother or half-sister?

Answer – Well Sam you wash in Acid and then brush your teeth a thousand times and then if the memories are too much to bare you kill yourself!

Question # 2 - You're stuck on an island with Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Sarah Silverman. You have to choose one to kill, one for sex and the other for companionship, go!

Answer – Simple, Kill Lady Gaga, sleep with Katy Perry and hang with Sarah Silverman

DEBRA –

Question #3 - Top 10 uses 4 male nipples

Answer – There are NO reasonable uses for male nipples although mine are very sensitive. 

BENNIE –

Question #4 - Clipping fingernails at work, in an office, where you can hear the click/snap of the nail cutter. Yep, not pleasant.

Answer – I don’t know if that qualifies as a question or even a blog topic.  My only advice to you would be to quit your job or get revenge on your co-worker…..just stop showering and see how long they can take the smell of you!