I Predict Star Wars: “The Force Awakens” Will Be the Highest Grossing Movie of All Time [VIDEO]

2009's Avatar is currently the record holder with 2,783,918,982 dollars grossed worldwide. 

I think that Star Wars destroys that number.  The number I predict will be 500,500,500,500,500,500 Dollars Worldwide box office.  Yeah just pure domination of the box office game.  Why wouldn't it be the highest grossing movie of all time?  We are talking about Star Wars here man.  The last round of movies were years ago and let's be honest kind of a nightmare with the exception of the last one.  This movie has those old school characters that we have all been craving and thank God the actors all lived long enough so we could see them reprise their roles.  I had good money on Carrie Fisher NOT making it.  That old booze bag has been threatening to eat and drink herself to death for years.

The new movie also is rumored to have real sets and very little C.G.I. nonsense.  It's got Han freaking Solo in it.  It's got Luke Skywalker man.  I'm ready to get nuts with this thing already.  Actually I will say there is no way I will go see it opening night.  NO WAY.  Number one tickets are already sold out.  Number two it's going to be a freak show.  People will be wearing costumes, I'll end up with bum seats and worst of all people will be screaming and clapping during key scenes when popular characters make their first on screen appearance.  I can't go for that...no can do.

This is going to be the greatest story ever told and I am all jazz hands about it.  I mean I am DJ Jazzy Jeff.  Let's get it going already!