I tried going without my crutches this morning or as my girlfriend's son calls them "my crunches."  That was a bad move.

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These will be my companions on Saturday, May 16 at the Brews and BBQ Festival at Ives Concert Park.  I will be in attendance no matter what.  I cannot miss a good "PORTY."

We are going to have fun.  Great food. Great brews and the best radio stations in CT.

I have to move this week so, that day I'll be running crazy ... moving, Brews and BBQ and I have to check in at one of those Jack and Jill wedding showers. Whoever came up with the concept of having men go to wedding or baby showers should be deported.

I mean it.  They should leave the country and stay away.

Why as a man do I care about your wedding or your wedding shower. I don't even like the wedding. It costs a butt load of money, I have to dress up, get a sitter, travel....it's no wonder people get loaded at these things.

Now it's the shower.  I don't even know what happens at these things.

What do I do?  How do I act?  What do I wear?  I don't want to go to this thing, it is going to throw me off my game for Brews and BBQ.  I don't need that.

Either way we will have a great time.  Robert Randolph and the Family Band....food....drinks...good people.  Good Times and Noodle Salad baby!

Tickets are $15 online with your first beer on us or $20 at the door. You can get all of the details and buy them here.

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