There can only be one Highlander and it's my guy, Chuck Sheen. On a recent episode of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Charlie Sheen's ex-wife claims he once brought a PROSTITUTE to THANKSGIVING.

(The following words here going forward are allegations, speculation and hearsay) - Then he leaves her in the driveway?! Power moves on top of power moves. He does not tell his ex-wife he is bringing a hooker to Thanksgiving, pulls into the driveway with one then tells the hooker stay here. Ya know she didn't know how long that would be, it could have been all night.

Check the scene at the dinner table, Mercedes, what is that you do? "Oh a little bit of this, a little of that." The whole time Charlie eats mashed potatoes like it's nothing with that psycho grin on his face. No one in the history of Earth and feelings has cared less of what people think of him than Charlie Sheen. Thanksgiving is the Super Bowl of family time. Charlie shows up with a hooker, Marlboro Menthols and a enough meth kill a horse. Love it.

He was Bi-Winning, he wins here and he wins there.

Dwight K. Schrute - "It's purely carnal."

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.