Bob Dylan Release 17 Minute ‘Song’ About JFK Assassination, It’s so Bad

In case you need something else to fill you with anxiety, Bob Dylan just released a 17 minute song about the JFK assassination. The track is called "Murder Most Foul" and foul is the operative word. Some might say, "What better time? We have a lot of free time, it's a great opportunity to release a 17 minute song about a heavy topic." Those people, who might say that, they have not heard it. It was the longest, weirdest and most stressful 17 minutes of my life. Now, I'm here to pass these things onto you.

Bob Dylan had this to say about the song on Instagram, "This is an unreleased song we recorded a while back that you might find interesting.  Stay safe, stay observant, and may God be with you."

Highlights of some of the weirder lyrics:

1 -"There's a party going on on the Grassy Knoll":

2 - "Rub a dub-dub" 

3 - "The day they killed em' someone said to me son, the age of the Anti-Christ has just begun."

4 - "What's new pussycat, what I say?" 

5 - "Wolfman Jack, he speakin in tongues."

If you make it all the way through you are as thickheaded as I am, it's just bad. It's so bad, like really, really bad and if you did not listen to it yet, don't. You are so going to listen, aren't you? You need to know, don't you, oh man! You are gonna hate it, it sucks so bad, it's suckiest piece of monkey s--- you will ever hear, Good luck.