Brewster is in Putnam County, New York in the good old U.S. of A.

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Brewster is a Village in the Town of Southeast but I'm from there and no one calls it Southeast. Southeast is what is on your mail but the whole thing is Brewster to us. You see these words, these titles mean very little to us because in Brewster entertaining yourself is what matters not words.

You need to distract yourself from the lack of things that happen in town. For some people, maybe their escape was building models, others had alcoholism and in recent years prostitution really caught on. Today hobby is the same it was when I was a child, pissing people off.

10 Hilarious Ways to Describe Brewster in Five Words or Less

My most painful ailment is always boredom, idle hands are indeed the devil's playthings. To avoid boredom AKA "The Devil" I choose creative writing. The thing about writing is people try and get too fancy and show off with their ten dollar words but I think that's unnecessary. You can get your point across with just a few and leave the reader wanting more. This is why I decided to try and describe Brewster in five words or less. Please give this a quick read and then write your own.

Bonus Tracks:

  • Yeah Bears!
  • Last Stop on Harlem Line
  • Place Where Nothing Happens
  • Proof of Concept for Isolation
  • I'm Going to Kobackers
  • Like Florida But Cold
  • Mr. Tibbs Was Here

Where Would Brewster People Go Party in the 90's? Things Got Creative

Brewster, NY is a wonderful place to call home but it can create challenges for young people with boundless energy and raging hormones. There has never been a whole lot to do in Brewster so young folks have historically filled those boredom vacuums moronic plans and over the top parties. Where did we party in the 90's, early 2000's? The short answer is everywhere.

You Know You're from Putnam Lake, NY If...

Putnam Lake is a Hamlet of the Town of Patterson, NY. "The Lake" was, and continues to be a great place to raise a family but it most certainly is not boring. People from surrounding communities have a lot to say about "Lakers", they just don't do it to your face.

Putnam Lake has a personality all it's own. "The Lake" is loaded with great people with wonderful personalities that all seem to have a few things in common. This is why it will be easy for those of you who lived there, to identify with the "You Know You're From Putnam Lake If.....Examples. 

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