20 Connecticut Towns if They Were Cartoon Characters

What if Connecticut's towns and cities were cartoon characters? I started thinking about this and soon it became a nagging thought that refused to go away. I had one idea, followed by another and then a full list of ideas that is sure to upset a bunch of people.

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If I left out your town, I apologize; it's my understanding that CT has 169 of them.

20 Connecticut Towns if They Were Cartoon Characters

What if Connecticut's towns and cities were cartoon characters? I began pondering this concept, and soon it became a nagging thought that refused to go away. I had one idea, followed by another and then a full list that is sure to upset a bunch of people.

If I left out your town, you're (probably) welcome!

Gallery Credit: Lou Milano

I was trying like hell to compare one of Connecticut's towns to Tina Belcher but I just could not make it work.

Taking a town and boling it down to one general identity or stereotype is both difficult and asking for trouble. There are fun people who get it, and will like my jokes but where are they when some nut job hits me in the face, with a rake outside the Dollar General?

Part of me is already sorry that I wrote this. I'm not sorry like I feel bad, I'm just sorry that poked my head out from my self-made cave. I don't know, maybe this is some form of self sabotage? Subconsciously, I must have been thinking things were going too well, and I needed to ruin it.

Maybe I should see my therapist more than twice a month? I'm afraid if I do that, she'll need therapy and I'm assuming I'm going to have to pay for that, punitive damages and all.

I guess it's not so bad, they'll probably welcome me in Kent.

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19 of Connecticut's Most Wanted Fugitives

First, you should know that not every fugitive is some sort of serial killer or bank robber; some are just people who have been charged with crimes and are actively evading law enforcement.

These are 19 of Connecticut's Wanted Fugitives according to BailCo Bail Bonds, who state the following on their website:

"The persons listed on this page are currently wanted by BailCo Bail Bonds Manchester LLC and the State of Connecticut for failing to appear at a scheduled court date. We would be grateful to receive any information you may have about their status or whereabouts, but please first consider the following:No one listed on this page is necessarily guilty of a crime."

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CT Got on the UFO Map in 1987 When 200 People Reported Something Strange in the Sky

In the 1980's, New York's Hudson Valley was a magnet for UFOs. I should rephrase for the non-believers, the Hudson Valley was home to thousands of reports of unidentified flying objects. This trend wasn't just taking place in New York, Connecticut also had it's fair share of incidents with the most notable coming in 1987. What you're about to read really happened here in CT and it terrified hundreds of people who were left wondering what they had seen.

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The Danbury Flood of 1869 is a Local Disaster Lost to Time

Most everyone in Danbury knows about, or has heard of the catastrophic Hat City flood of 1955 where 87 people died. On the other hand, most people we've talked to don't know about the history of the flood of 1869. In "The Place You Live" segment that aired on August 31, 2021, I-95's former News Director Mike Allen shared his research on the failure of the Upper Kohanza dam in Danbury and what it meant for the people in Downtown Danbury that day.

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Top 16 Signs You Got Your Dental Work Done in a Danbury Hotel

On Monday (4/17/23) we learned that Danbury Police broke up what could be a very dangerous operation. The Danbury Police Department arrested a man, they say was performing illegal dental work out of the La Quinta Hotel in the Hat City. In honor of this Earth shattering and potentially hilarious news, I bring you the Top 16 Signs You Got Your Dental Work Done in a Danbury Hotel.

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15 of Connecticut's Most Wanted Bank Robbery Suspects of the 2020's

Imagine if you will, being passed a note that says "give me all the money." It sounds like a cheesy line from a low-budget Hollywood stinker but for some CT bank tellers it was a terrifying, real-life scenario. These are 15 of Connecticut's Most Wanted Bank Robbery Suspects of the 2020's.

NOTE: These are photos of suspects and all parties are innocent until proven guilty.

Gallery Credit: Lou Milano

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