Woman’s Very Phallic Christmas Display Reportedly Angers Neighbors
A Kansas woman's phallic Christmas display drew crowds and upset her neighbors so much she was asked to take it down.
In the end, the resident, Shelby Gash, did take the display, which very much resembles male genitalia, off of her roof, according to FOX. The "member" was constructed using 60 feet of stringed lights, and most neighbors of the neighbors were turned off by it.
How did Shelby Gash describe the display to the news team at FOX 4 in LENEXA, Kansas? This is what she had to say:
"A giant glowing d**k."
People think it's hilarious, people are stopping in the middle of the night taking photos and laughing. People think it's so much fun. I think there's a lot more laughter than it's bringing out anything uncomfortable.
I'm stand with Shelby. This is fun and people need to lighten up -- get it? Lighten up. Like lights shaped to look like a man's junk?
Life is short and terrifying, if we can't put phallic-shaped decorations on our own home, what are we all doing here? It's not an actual man's genitalia on the roof, that I'd be very much against. Those don't glow.