This morning I went down to a vacant lot in Brookfield, CT for an impromptu press conference to announce the next big thing (lie) in my life. I wanted to let everyone know about how my corporation Lou Milano Dot Com Industries has purchased (has not) the lot on Federal Road and have plans to open a wide array of exciting small shops. Here is the audio of that official community address that aired on the Ethan & Lou Show this morning (3/6/20):

I'm really excited for this next chapter and I hope you will come and frequent my many entertaining eateries and entertainment facilities. After the radio announcement was done, I hung around a bit longer to explain further about my philosophies, invite new investors, greet fans and answer questions.

I know we most certainly have the love and support of the Brookfield Police Department as they were on the scene soon after I arrived.

Lou's phone
Lou's phone

EDITOR'S NOTE: Townsquare Media would like to inform you that none of what Lou Milano said this morning was true. Our company has looked into all of Mr. Milano claims and not one thing was accurate or based in reality. We are working closely with our Insurance company and Mr. Milano's healthcare providers to get him the help he so desperately needs.