Top signs you are too old for social media

TOP SIGNS YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR SOCIAL MEDIA

10 – YOUR HEALTH AND WELLNESS SECTION HAS A REFERENCE TO “FINALLY BEING ABLE TO PEE WITHOUT PAIN!”

9 –YOU LISTED YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS AS THE BOSTON BRAVES AND MINNESOTA LAKERS

8 – YOU POSTED A HUMP DAY E-CARD TO FACEBOOK AND IT’S THURSDAY

7 – YOUR FOOD PICTURES ARE ALL OF YOGURT AND TUNA FISH

6 – YOUR FACEBOOK WALL SMELLS LIKE MOTH BALLS

5 – YOUR FOURSQUARE CHECKS IN’S INCLUDE THE LOCAL DINER AND THE CARDIOLOGIST

4 – YOUR LAST STATUS UPDATE INCLUDES THE WORDS: “GUESS WHO DIED?!”

3 – YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS OF YOU AND HARRY TRUMAN

2 – YOU LISTED SOUP AS ONE OF YOUR LIKES

1 – YOUR COVER PHOTO IS A PHOTO OF YOU SIGNING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE