New Britain Storefront Becomes the Scene of Awkward Rubdown

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That is what someone might say when they walk in on one friend rubbing another but what do you say when you look through a storefront window and see strangers rubbing? The following video was posted by @trap.selena1 to Tik-Tok and she went with "New Britain, CT….. you have some explaining to do."

@trap.selena1 New Britain, CT….. you have some explaining to do 😯 #fyp #connecticut #203 #860 #newbritainct #hartfordct ♬ original sound - Britt

That is a pile of pizza boxes in the background, right? Or, are my eyeballs playing tricks on me? Look, what you do in your own home, behind closed doors is your business, but what you do in what appears to be a store in New Britain with a giant window out front, is literally everyone's business.

Here is the list of fair explanations:

1 - They are relatives who work together, one of them hurt their back really bad and the other is trying to soothe the pain while they wait for the ambulance.

That's it! That is the entire list, anything else calls into question, the whole operation. Because these are the things I imagine when I find a hair in my food, it is why I freak-out. I never picture an extremely clean human had an extremely clean, well-shampooed piece of hair float off their head into my meal. No, this is the image I see, one sweaty dude, rubbing another sweaty dude on his lower-back and then massaging the dough right after.

I second that emotion @trap.selena, New Britain DOES have some explaining to do.

P.S. Sir! You misunderstood, I asked for GARLIC KNOTS!!!!

Take a Look at Danbury's Behemoth Exit 5 On-Ramp Potholes

Awhile back, I promised the people of the great City of Danbury that I would create a pothole map and this is just one chapter, in the book of potholes.

When I began my pothole journey, I debuted with the potholes of West Street and they are some of the worst I’ve ever seen. I focused mainly on the area of West Street near the Citgo gas station. To the city's credit, they've already begin working on those, eliminating some of the biggest issues there.

Then I put a call out to the Ethan & Lou Radio Show listeners and asked for some tips. I was told to look at Shelter Rock Road so I did a report on those huge Earth holes.

I also examined the potholes on the South end of Main Street, and now we go to a very specific region, the North end of Main Street. I wanted to focus on the I-84 Exit 5 on-ramp. I enter the highway here everyday, on-my-way to work, and it's an atrocious mess.

Inner Sanctum - Behind the Curtain on Danbury's Mysterious Free Masons

John Arizzi is the sitting Worshipful Master for Danbury’s Union Lodge #40 of the Ancient Free and accepted Masons. Arizzi described his role to me in layman’s terms, saying that in any other organization, he’d be called the President. This position is voted on every year by the group, and Arrizi has held the position multiple times. Arrizi was my tour guide into a world many people never see, the inner sanctum of Danbury's Free Masons.

The Danbury Free Masons meet in a building at 337 Main Street. The building was originally the Meeker mansion. The Meekers were the prominent Danbury family who ran Meeker's Hardware. It's worth noting, that a separate Masonic Lodge is headquartered in the same building, Lodge 39. Lodge 39 is originally from Georgetown, CT but when their member numbers dwindled, they sold their building and moved to Danbury.

All Along the Posh Tower, Glorious $15 Million Connecticut Estate Hits the Market

This home is not a home it’s not an address, it’s 3 full addresses in a gated community, that sits inside a gated community. It’s a playground, a trophy and a showpiece for anyone who can afford the price tag. Here’s how I will do this; the top line will be what I’d say to you, if I was the realtor, and the bottom line will be wiseass commentary for my own sick amusement.

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