According to Boston.com, Robert Kraft was spotted at a Pre-Oscar party on Saturday. With allegations of solicitation of prostitution swirling around him, Kraft went about his business.

The Dayton Daily News (Florida, you say) says that an arrest warrant could be issued today (Feb. 29) for Kraft. The 77-year-old owner of the Patriots is facing misdemeanor charges of soliciting a prostitute.

This story is scratching me right where I itch. There are two things that could have made it better. The first would have been if the story broke while we were on the air Friday on the Ethan and Lou Show. The second would be if Julian Edelman got popped for smoking Meth outside of a Kroger's. Neither of those things have happened, so I'll have to work with what I got.

What I do have is a celebration going over here. In honor of these allegations, we celebrated and continue to celebrate Robert Kraft Day today. There are three things we are doing in observance and they are as follows:

  • Continuously sending our Patriots fan friends obnoxious memes and GIFs related to the matter.
  • Eating Kraft Mac N' Cheese by the pound.
  • Giving sensual massages to any and everyone who wants one.

To say the least, it's been a busy and exhausting morning.