Radio Station Office Installs Obstacle Course
If anyone is missing a dolly, I found it. It's in front of the printer at my office. You never know when you might have to haul a dead body at work. No biggie, she's on wheels, just roll it out of the way and load your paper into the printer's paper tray.
That's where we encounter HOOP # 2. You see, the drawer won't open all the way. It's blocked by the paper shredder. This is because we do a lot of shredding here at i95. Much like the NSA or CIA, we have a lot of sensitive documents that are considered "eyes only." We do a butt-load of shredding here and it certainly takes priority over filling the printer.
I worked it out, ya know, 'cause I am a grown up. I unplugged the shredder, moved it and put my paper in. I followed up that task by heading into the i 95 studio. In preparation for one of our segments on the Ethan and Lou Morning Show, I wanted to see the track listing on one of our CDs...
BOOM — Ladder in your face. If you are going to take Rock and Roll to the heights that we do here at i95, you're going need one of these. The Damn Yankees once asked the question, "Can you take me higher?" The answer - you're damn right we can.
The dolly, the shredder and the ladder at least all fit the existing office decor — you have to give us that. This office all ties together in the most insane way possible. Need a mental break from the grind of having an absurdly empty inbox? Take five and do some hula hoopin':
Hang a coat:
Or wear a paper crown:
Google, Facebook and Tesla can keep their enormous campuses loaded with functional tech, sleep pods and cafeterias. We keep it light with crazy props and warehouse tools that make zero sense for a radio station. That's the way we like it here at i95.