New Milford Wal-Mart Paper Section Emptied Yesterday, Reddit Responds
A Reddit user posted a photo of empty paper shelves at the New Milford Wal-Mart yesterday (3/8/20). These types of photos have become increasingly more commonplace since the coronavirus has become a national concern/talking point. The responses always seem to be better on Reddit and here are my favorites from the u/reschuster47 post:
If you need 100 rolls of tp for 2 week quarantine, you might have other issues than Corona virus...
Alas, poor New Milford! I knew it, Reddit; a town of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; it hath borne me on its back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
I laughed, I cried, I peed, this was exceptional work today y'all. I don't know what else to say except that I am proud to have a forum so I can share this with the world. This was amazingly funny work, thank you to all the contributors and for those of you I missed, I didn't really miss you, you just didn't make me laugh.
As if those internet responses were hilarious enough, this totally happened after we published this story: