According to Fox News Major League Baseball says two of it's recent positive PED test results can be linked to erectile dysfunction pills purchased at gas stations. The article says the league issued a memo to major and minor league players that read:

"Sexual or male enhancement products present a very real risk for drug-tested players and the high likelihood for contamination or unidentified ingredients in these products underscores the importance of consuming only those products that are NSF Certified for Sport."

ESPN was the first to obtain and distribute the memo from the league office. All reports related to the matter indicate that two, unnamed players have blamed their recent, positive, performance enhancing drug results to these types of products. The memo went on to warn players that:

"We know from experience that a number of these sexual or male enhancement products – which are sold online, at retail stores, and on the black market, both in the United States and internationally – contain anabolic steroids and other prohibited substances."

How the hell are pills containing anabolic steroids making their way into gas stations in this country? We have unnecessary regulations coming out of our ears, yet steroids are slipping under the radar at gas stations? If I want to operate a food truck in America I have to climb through piles of red tape and genuflect to every Tom, Dick and Harry but steroids at your local gas stations are all good?

If we kept checklists of the stupid double standards that we see with our Government we would run out of ink in this country trying to print the weekly report. Also, who the hell buys boner pills at a Chevron? Do you have a death wish?

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