Marijuana cigarettes….I wish I cared

Let's assume for 1 second that this is real....I don't care.  I wish I was into weed.  The whole country has come around and let's just say: "I didn't inhale." 

Down sides of weed:

1 - Paranoia

2 - Unreasonable hunger

3 - Sleeping in the middle of the day

4 - Smelling like patchouli

5 - Thinking dread locks are a good idea

6 - Living with strangers - it happens