Manly Ideas for Dealing with the Snow

We all have to deal with the snow, but left to our own devices men would handle things quite differently. 

Tomorrow we are going to go the phones on this one on the Ethan & Lou show.

Here are some ideas I had about the troubles we encounter in the snow, for instance:

Instead of chopping, sorting, stacking and carrying wood you could chop down the closest tree to your house aiming for it to land close to the nearest entrance to the house.  Then blast it with the chainsaw, and use it as you need it.

Or when dealing with an iced up car who is to say you can't use a blow torch?  Instantly unfrozen.  BOOM

Shoveling?  Who needs shoveling when you can pour a strip of super flammable liquid, like say gasoline, down on your walks and light it up.  That one in hindsight may not work out, but it's worth a shot to save yourself some back breaking work.

Fuel oil always costly. You could break into your neighbors house with an industrial sized hose and siphon his gas from his house to yours.  PROBLEM SOLVED.

Getting to work in the treacherous weather?  A pain in the butt. So quit.

Supplies like milk and bread always run low. Eat other food like whatever you can kill in your backyard by shooting animals like a sniper from your bedroom window.

GUYS ARE LOADED WITH GOOD IDEAS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOURS FELLAS!

We can also exchange ideas at the Connecticut man show.  Click the link for details, it will be AWESOME!

Here's some guys with terrific ideas: