How to Spark up a Conversation With Ethan Carey According to Lou

Sometimes, people will stop me on the street and ask me about Ethan. They want to know more about him, but many people have admitted to me that they are too intimidated to strike up a conversation.

That's an unnecessary way to feel. He is a human being just like you or I. He will also be live and in living color this Saturday at CT on Tap.  If you are going, and are inclined to strike up a conversation with him, I have some topic suggestions or openers. You can try these:

• How is your mom?
• How much money do you make?
• What kind of a kisser is Lou?
• When do you think you will die?
• Why are your shorts so short that I can see your Kibbles and your Bits?
• What was Socrates like?
• When are you taking me on your boat?
• Can I have Livingston Taylor's phone number?
• What is your favorite episode of the West Wing?
• Does this look infected?
• When was your last colonoscopy?
• How many weddings have you DJ'd where the couple is now divorced?
• Where is the twenty bucks you owe me, chubs?
• What is your favorite Swaggy P song?
• Can I see your tattoo?

Those are just a few suggestions. Some he will actually love answering, like the West Wing one. Ask him that, and he will talk your ear right off the side of your head. I will have more conversation topics for you tomorrow on the Ethan and Lou Miracle Network. If you really want to get him going though, just walk right up to him and without a word start massaging his delicious bald head.