I annoy this man EVERYDAY
Yes, EVERY-SINGLE-DAY! Today I asked him:
If he thinks I would make a good musical director - I have no musical background
If he would make out with a dude for 10 million
How long it takes to make a helicopter by hand with wood
If he thought my hair looked good
If he would smell me
If I could borrow ten bucks
I also told him:
I'm a sea captain
A survivalist
That I do professional dog grooming
That my armpits smell like unicorn dreams and cotton candy
Yes, he's not kidding, he has to hear this garbage everyday and has for 7 years. That's my dude. My googley eyed monkey boy, my Big Zen, My Big Hawaii, my butter boy, my boo, my angel face, my Bagel Samurai