We hear it time and again from Ethan and Lou fans, "I love Missed Headlines."

For those who don't know, "Missed Headlines" is three stupid news stories (usually dumb criminals) which we present at 6:45 weekday mornings. Most of these stories come out of Florida, because, you know, it's Florida. Florida, you say?

The stories often involve improper use of one's own body parts. We do a lot of stories that involve the purchase, sale or consumption of drugs and alcohol. One theme always surfaces during the feature and that theme is that someone made a regrettable decision. Sometimes, we have so much fun doing it that we want to do it again after the show is over. Today was one of those days:

Don't miss "Missed Headlines" every weekday morning at 6:45 or you will have missed something. If you ever have a suggestion for a story you can send it to us through this very website, shoot us a message through the i95 Facebook page, mobile app, or e-mail me at louis.milano@townsquaremedia.com.

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