America’s Most Horrific Pizza Has 3 Locations In Connecticut
Many consider the New Haven pizza scene to be the best in the world, with pizza quality truly representing our identity.
Connecticut residents are well-versed in what makes good pizza – its taste, appearance, and aroma – so it's no surprise that we can easily spot subpar pizza.
Unfortunately, there are indeed some disappointing pizzas being sold in Connecticut. In fact, our state is home to several spots recently recognized as the worst in America.
America’s Most Horrific Pizza Has 3 Locations In Connecticut
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I don't even like the Chuck E. Cheese mascot. If you're going to attempt to steal moves from the Disney playbook, the least you can do is change the animal but they decided to just have their own mouse. They said "just put a hat on him and no one will notice." That mouse has to be on quaaludes because no one smiles that hard in the face of so much adversity unless they are high off their ass.
Look, if I wanted to dissapoint my children I would just dance in front of them but I'm not going to take them to Chuck E. Cheese, that is akin to child abuse.
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Oh BTW, I Googled Chuck E. Cheese fight for you.
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