A Tenee Wenee Yellow Southwest Bikini? Watch A Flight Attendant Do Stand-Up! (VIDEO)

This may be the funniest flight moment since the last Airplane movie....Only this really happened!

Check out this video of a SWA flight attendant who delivers a well-crafted three-minute stand-up routine when addressing the passengers.

With lines like "My ex-husband, my new boyfriend, their divorce attorney are gonna show you the safety features" and "Position your seat-belts tight and low across your hips like my grandmother wears her support bra" Martha Cobb a.k.a "Marty" had the audience/passengers in the palm of her hand and she was just getting warmed up!

Check out the full video below: