The Ethan and Lou Second Chance Prom is this Friday night at the Amber Room Colonnade in Danbury, CT. The prom will feature live music from Future Tense, booze, food, ice cream and a photo booth. It will be the world's greatest party.
Be there, or bad things will happen to you. These are those things:
You will get a rare ass rash.
Your catalytic converter will go on your car.
By the way, this is a made up thing by mechanics to separate you from your money.
You will be called for jury duty after you have run out of postponements.
You will encounter a smell in your home that you cannot find.
The next time you eat popcorn, you will get one of the kernels stuck to the back of your throat.
You will get an ingrown hair.
You will end up at an event listed in the "50 Things to Do in CT This Weekend" section of the News Times.
You will poop yourself at a classy restaurant.
The next time you are running late and stop to get gas, you will be in line behind a guy in Castrol sweatpants buying Lotto tickets.
Your radio dial will get stuck on one of our competitor's radio stations.