Top Signs your Super Bowl party did not go well

TOP SIGNS YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY DIDN’T GO WELL

 10) Richard Sherman showed up and threatened your Aunt May’s life.

9) Scott Norwood on the BBQ was probably a bad idea.  Chicken in the dirt.

8) You were given a 15,000 dollar fine for high water jeans by the NFL

7) Eli Manning’s potato salad was intercepted at the buffet line by your Uncle Gary.  What’s that 20 this year?

6) Tim Tebow showed up and threw out routes to the children in the family.  He told your nephew Kevin that if he prays real hard his chin should grow back.

5) Marcus Allen had sex with your wife

4) Tony Siragusa’s analysis of the game would have been welcome had his rear end not been leaking.

3) Lawrence Taylor volunteered to sit at the kids table

2) Rex Ryan was offering foot massages

1) Rob Gronkowski offered to drive your college aged daughter back to school after the party.