Reddit Hilariously Discusses Whether Minivans Should be Allowed in Demo Derby at CT’s Goshen Stampede
Every year for as long as I can remember, I-95 has partnered with the folks at the Goshen Stampede.
The Stampede is a wild annual event that takes place over the summer in Goshen, CT. The easiest way to describe it is to call the event a fair. In this case, it's not fair to call it a fair.
The Goshen Stampede has full concerts with headlining acts, fireworks, rides for the kids, great food and a ton of vendors to shop with, but it's best known for it's demolition derby.
When I-95 broadcasts live from the Stampede, they always set up our booth in the same place. Our tent gets placed on the hill, overlooking the arena where the demo derby and truck pulls take place and it's the best seat in the house.
One year, my colleagues even competed in the derby, her name is Shannon and she went as "Slammin' Shannon." Shannon held her own longer than I ever expected. Below is a picture of her car that day.
Later on, it looked like this.
She performed pretty well for a novice, I was surprised the car still had a roof after the beating she took inside that aluminum can. That was a really cool day and one I'm not likely to forget anytime soon. So, when someone even mentions the Goshen Stampede, my ears go up.
That is what happened on Tuesday (1/18/22) when I was cruising through different conversation on the CT Reddit page, and saw a brilliant topic appear. The title of the thread was "Are minivans allowed in the Goshen Stampede Demolition Derby?"
It was posted by CaseyGamer64YT and they wrote the following under the headline:
"I read over the rules and they don't say anything about old minivans but they say stuff about common sense or something. And from most of the footage I see, they use old sedans or station wagons. My main reason for asking this is because my buddy says he will give me his old Honda Odyssey once he replaces his car with something else. If they don't allow minivans I will scour the web for s---boxes to wreck I guess."
Fantastic question and the answers below were the right answers at the right time, in a world that needs to laugh and smile.
daveashaw -
"I had never heard of this demolition derby here in CT. If there is a minivan competing, I want to be there."
swivel_patrol -
"If you get to use it please compete with a “baby on board” sticker!"
CaseyGamer64YT -
"Oh yeah if I did I would call it "Red Karen" instead of Red Baron. maybe I would paint the wheels to look like soccer balls. But sadly I found out the wheelbase is likely too long."
DanHasArrived -
"And a baby doll in a car seat in the back if they'll let you, even better on the roof if they're feeling really generous."
SomeGuy301 -
"Murica, f--- yeah."
A bunch of people looked up whether it's even possible to use a minivan in the derby and most people agree the wheelbase is the issue. There are a bunch of responses about it like this one from DanHasArrived:
"The June 11th rules specifically call out mini vans as being allowed but the wheelbase might be an issue, the max is 107 inches. You would have to ask the organizers about the June 4th event, the rules look pretty much boilerplate and they're allowed in the other category so I imagine they would be."
I know the organizer Sean O'Neill and I have to talk to him about this wheelbase issue because there needs to be a minivan only demo derby and there should be requirements like the Baby on Board sticker, along with:
- French fries on the floor of the car.
- Stick figure family stickers on the rear panel (since no windows)
- Proud parent of ______ Honor Roll sticker
- Pool noodles in the trunk
- Beach pass
This is what the world needs, this is what America needs, this is what CT's Goshen Stampede needs.
P.S. This was Shannon's big day at the Goshen Stampede Demo Derby complete with video.