New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Hates ‘Dry Humping’

Mickey Callaway is the new Mets Manager. He's a guy who is starting to become very popular with Mets fans looking for hope. His press conferences have been these inspirational speeches about how they HAVE the talent in the room to be a winning team.

Something else came out of a recent press conference with Mr.Callawy and that is his feelings on "dry humping." He feels very strongly about "dry humping" guys. Welp, I'll tell ya, this got me very interested in what the hell he was talking about. My hope was this was not what I thought, and that this is a baseball term I had never heard. It was not what I thought, it is indeed a baseball term I have never heard:

Dry humping in baseball means you get a guy up in the bullpen to start throwing and never use him. I guess you learn something new everyday. You gonna wanna be careful with your "dry humping" in baseball. It also requires serious consideration for the rest of us non baseball players. Two revved up humans wearing blue jeans can cause friction like you read about.

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