More Valentine’s Day Nonsense

For your reading enjoyment, here are some random facts about Valentine's Day. Your partner wants you to wake them up with either coffee and/or breakfast, telling them, "I Love You" or initiating sex. Only you can figure out the correct answer.

A new study tells us that both men and women who watch porn have more sex than men and women who don't watch the intermingling of various erotic body parts. They also say that chubby men last longer....7.3 minutes, compared to skinnier men who average 1.8 minutes. They say that chubby guys have higher levels of estradiol which delays the inevitable.