So, Ethan apparently has NEVER gotten a lap dance. Lou was intrigued by this, and then became obsessed with getting Ethan his first lap dance.

The dancers from Elan's of Connecticut stopped by the studio last week to promote their 22nd anniversary, so what better time to pop Ethan's lap dance cherry than then.

Ethan asked his wife for permission, and she wasn't having it. Lou asked Ethan's wife, and she was DEFINTELY not having it. So what did Lou do? He got a dancer from Elan's to give Ethan a lap dance anyway.

This is what happened:


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