Horrendous Halloween Tradition, Danbury Man Violates Scarecrow Downtown
Back in 2019 my friend Jose began texting me feverishly saying he had a video I needed to see now.
I said, let's get a look at this video already, it can't live up to the hype, then he sent it. Not only did it live up to the hype but it surpassed it. There are few things I love more than someone acting a fool in broad daylight and that is exactly what was happening in this video. I published an article about it, lending more ammunition to anyone who thinks I am a raging a-hole.
Publishing this video each year has become my own Autumn/Halloween tradition, it's my version of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." You should note, before you open it, that it's probably NSFW (Not Safe for Work) and NSFC (Not Safe for Children) unless you are in the mood to explain yourself and apologize all day.
I actually almost forgot that it was my civic duty to publish this video again until I saw the scarecrows popping up all over Main Street. That is the real tradition, the streets are lined with homemade scarecrows each year for a local competition. It's a wholesome, fun way to celebrate Halloween for the whole community.
Assuming someone doesn't drink a sleeve of nips in the middle of the day and decide to start diddling the scarecrows. Stay safe out there folks, Halloween season can be a scary time.
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