Hey Russians! Stop farting on Costas’ pillow!

Hey Russians, what the hell?  Bob Costas is an American icon and you are crapping on his pillow everyday since he got to Sochi!  Yes Bob Costas now had pink eye in both eyes.  Pink eye is unpleasant.  He's even resorted to drinking vodka on the air a move that needs to be left to pros like me.  Leave Costas' rods and cones out of the Olympics or we will re-ignite the Cold War.  Russians, back off...now.  Or I'll send Sly Stallone to Russia again!