Danbury Leaders Unite, Form War Pact Against Other Local Towns

After tussling over Danbury's direction and credit for the city's Uncle Sam statue, Mayor Mark Boughton and Lou Milano formed an alliance Friday night. Yeah, I went third person on you there. Mark and I met under the stars Friday night in the heart of Danbury to watch the Mighty Ploughboys perform at the Summer in the City Concert Series. We formed an historic partnership and agreed to invade the surrounding towns.

We both pretty much said TWO very different, extremely ridiculous things but we did it together so that's a step in the right direction. What's it going to be? Are we invading the surrounding towns or building a wall and making them pay for it? This may require another meeting or two for us to nail down a solid plan. Maybe we can have a less psychotic plan when all is said and done.

DISCLAIMER - For those who truly have no clue and need clarification, this is not real, no one will be invaded, no walls will be constructed, no one will be hurt. I know it's upsetting for you grown ups out there, who just get it, to have to read this part. You must understand, I've been doing this a long time and you would not believe the things people will believe. 

Big shout out to "dude in the back" with the epic photo-bomb.