Bernie Sanders Got an Eyeful of Protester Nipple Yesterday

According to the NY Post, a Bernie Sanders campaign rally became a three ring circus in Nevada yesterday when protesters confronted the Presidential hopeful. NYC Mayor Bill Deblasio had just introduced Bernie Sanders at the next President of the United States of America in Carson City, NV when protesters took center stage.

The protesters were speaking out against dairy farming and took control of the stage area, one took off her top on the stage while stating her case to a red faced Sanders who was just to the right of the stage. Before the topless portion of the show, one protester was able to wrangle the microphone and address Bernie saying:

“Bernie, I’m your biggest supporter, and I’m here to ask you to stop pumping up the dairy industry and to stop pumping up animal agriculture,I believe in you.”

I am not politically aligned with Bernie Sanders but I have zero problem with him as a human and in this instance, I felt bad for him. I've never seen the man so embarrassed in my life and of course he would be. There's not much he could do in this scenario and he acted accordingly when being confronted with a retina full of nip.

He was boxed into a corner and no man of his age should have to be put in this position. This is the equivalent of zapping someone with a freeze ray (fictional, sci-f- gun that freezes the victim in place). I've seen him on stage before looking like his own speech may cause his heart to attack him but never have I seen the man in this much danger. Ole' Bern was on nipple away from a trip to the hospital. Ladies, take it easy.