Study: Connecticut’s Favorite Adult Toy is a ‘Light’ in a Dark World
A study conducted by BeSpoke Surgical set out to reveal which is the most popular sex toy in each U.S. State.
First, Be Spoke looked at popular online magazines like Purewow, GQ, and Advocate to compile a list of popular toys and then they examined Google Trends, then they surveyed over 1,000 Americans across various gender identities, ages, and sexual orientations from June 29th to July 1st, 2022.
When all the data was examined Be Spoke learned Americans LOVE their toys, and that CT loves the Fle--light. WOO-HOO! We did it Nutmeg people.
Our neighbors in New York are fans of your generic D---o and New Jersey people have a bit of a kink for whips. You can examine the entire map here to see what the other states are up to.
I learned a few things today, I'll not be headed to Colorado or Wyoming anytime soon, and Kansas is not as straight-laced as I'd thought. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah I remember, this country, is a lot more open minded than it was years ago. I'm not judging or complaining but this map, made a 43 year-old American man blush several times.
There was some unfortunate news for human beings, to come out of the study. They found that when they asked respondents to rate the quality of sex with a toy vs. a sexual partner on a scale of 1-10, where 10 is excellent, respondents who identify as female rated sex with a toy higher than sex with a partner.
So, you take the good with the bad, we're getting freakier (+) and yet, somehow further away from each other (-). Between these phones and the toys, I'm convinced no one will be talking to anyone by 2055.