The Most Mispronounced Towns in Connecticut — Are You Guilty?

If you really want to spot someone who didn’t grow up here, just hand them a Connecticut map and ask them to start reading town names out loud. It’s chaos. Absolute chaos. For such a small state, we have an impressive number of town names that make perfectly confident adults suddenly sound like they’re trying to read cursive for the first time.

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The best part? Locals don’t even realize were saying anything weird. We’ve been casually dropping letters, softening syllables, and ignoring entire consonants for generations. To us, it’s normal. To outsiders, it’s a verbal obstacle course. Here are some of the biggest offenders — the towns that trip people up again and again.

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And honestly, we could keep going.

• Farmington
• Southington
• Thomaston
• Versailles (in Sprague — and yes, it’s Ver-SALES, not the French version)

Connecticut doesn’t need to be big to be complicated. We’ll drop consonants, bend vowels, and pretend letters don’t exist — and we’ll do it confidently. If you can pronounce all of these correctly on the first try, congratulations. You’re either from here… or you’ve been corrected enough times to learn the hard way.

If I can’t figure out how to pronounce a town name, I just won’t say it. I’ll avoid going there or even mentioning it until I hear someone else say it correctly — then it comes off my personal no-fly list.

Avoidance, as it turns out, is one of my greatest skills. A very mature, highly evolved solution to an extremely simple problem.

That said, I can pronounce Moodus… so I’ll see you there.